Da Book a Norman

Howdy y'all. So. I don't remember what I did. Alright. Goodbye.

  

Big ol Spiders

  

Alright I'm back. Okay so. Uh. I cant remember what happened on Tuesday hold on. Well. All I remember is that we went out to eat with a cool member and we had tacos. And then uh. Cookies. I feel the diabetes is upon me brethren. But. Not yet. Anyways we had district council on Wednesday and junk. We went to Leathas. That hole in the wall restaurant. It's literally a house....behind a dairy queen. Its freakin awesome. But uhh. After that we went and did fam history junk. I indexed a whole bunch. Uhhh. Then we uh. Went and shared a message with the Herringtons. Except they basically just talked for like an hour. These southerners talk forever man. But then we slept over at the Spanish elders apartment wooo. We got up and went over to a nearby member and trimmed some of her trees. I hate using hand saws but it's all we got. Bro Herrington whipped out his chainsaw and cut down a few trees though which was nice. After that we helped sis curry a bit. And then we went to the bishops and I spanked them with the spirit. Hahah. Jk. But for real the message was wicked good. Theres a video called "ask of God". It's a Joseph Smith first vision video its sweet. But yeah I showed them that and bore testimony and stuff. Good loot. Then, the next day. Uh. We had a lil birthday party for Randy. It was super weird but fun. Then we had some splits and tried visiting a few people. And then we got to teach english class. Man Idk Spanish. I just say "yo entiendo muy pocito." And that does it. Then we barely made it to smoothie king before it closed. So it was a good night. Then uhh. I mopped the floor. That was neat. BUT. There was a stake youth activity going on and we went there and talked with a bunch of youth and had some good ol BBQ. Also apparently some of the youth wanted to ask me to dance but they couldn't cuz I'm a missionary. Hehehe. A handsome young man. Then we went and visited a lady named diane. She needs help so we took her some food. Shes cool. 

Caught me fishing

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I got sick. Hahaha. I have like a cold or something. Like a sinus infection. Kinda sucks. But uhh. Church was good. I loaded up with hand sanitizer and fist bumped everyone. I almost died. But we visited D-- again and man. She is wack hahaha. She does not stop talking. Also she calls the BOM "da book a norman" so that's why the title is that. But yeah she seems really legit so we'll see what happens with her. We're going back on Thursday. But uhh today. We went to Cavenders. It's a western outfitter. I was gon get me some big ol cowboy boots. Turns out they're flippin like 200+ dollars. I'll get me some after the mission or somethin. Then we went to TJ Max. I got a dunder mifflin shirt. It's awesome. But uhhh. Yeah. We ate at Tophers with bro trussell. The old one. And then we went to Randy's and uhh. Yeah. Alrighty. That's all. 

A funny picture of a greedy man in the Jehovah's
witness bible thing

Ya'll punks need to email me. Or somethin. Alright gotta blast.

Elder Checketts 

Ps scripture time: Freakin Ether 5 the whole thing 

1 And now I, Moroni, have written the words which were commanded me, according to my memory; and I have told you the things which I have sealed up; therefore touch them not in order that ye may translate; for that thing is forbidden you, except by and by it shall be wisdom in God.

2 And behold, ye may be privileged that ye may show the plates unto those who shall assist to bring forth this work;

3 And unto three shall they be shown by the power of God; wherefore they shall know of a surety that these things are true.

4 And in the mouth of three witnesses shall these things be established; and the testimony of three, and this work, in the which shall be shown forth the power of God and also his word, of which the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost bear record—and all this shall stand as a testimony against the world at the last day.

5 And if it so be that they repent and come unto the Father in the name of Jesus, they shall be received into the kingdom of God.

6 And now, if I have no authority for these things, judge ye; for ye shall know that I have authority when ye shall see me, and we shall stand before God at the last day. Amen.

Hahha its only 6 verses. But woooweee. It's crazy to think that Moroni and the prophets prophecied all these things happening. Like the 3 witnesses and how we can read the church history and see all the different witnesses of it all. Cool stuff.