Howdy y'all. So. I don't remember what I did. Alright.
Goodbye.
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| Big ol Spiders |
Alright I'm back. Okay so. Uh. I cant remember what happened
on Tuesday hold on. Well. All I remember is that we went out to eat with a cool
member and we had tacos. And then uh. Cookies. I feel the diabetes is upon
me brethren. But. Not yet. Anyways we had district council on Wednesday and
junk. We went to Leathas. That hole in the wall restaurant. It's literally
a house....behind a dairy queen. Its freakin awesome. But uhh. After that we
went and did fam history junk. I indexed a whole bunch. Uhhh. Then we uh. Went
and shared a message with the Herringtons. Except they basically just talked
for like an hour. These southerners talk forever man. But then we slept over at
the Spanish elders apartment wooo. We got up and went over to a nearby member
and trimmed some of her trees. I hate using hand saws but it's all we got. Bro Herrington whipped out his chainsaw and cut down a few trees though which was
nice. After that we helped sis curry a bit. And then we went to the bishops and
I spanked them with the spirit. Hahah. Jk. But for real the message was wicked
good. Theres a video called "ask of God". It's a Joseph Smith first
vision video its sweet. But yeah I showed them that and bore testimony and
stuff. Good loot. Then, the next day. Uh. We had a lil birthday party for
Randy. It was super weird but fun. Then we had some splits and tried
visiting a few people. And then we got to teach english class. Man Idk
Spanish. I just say "yo entiendo muy pocito." And that does it. Then
we barely made it to smoothie king before it closed. So it was a good
night. Then uhh. I mopped the floor. That was neat. BUT. There was a stake
youth activity going on and we went there and talked with a bunch of youth and
had some good ol BBQ. Also apparently some of the youth wanted to ask me to
dance but they couldn't cuz I'm a missionary. Hehehe. A handsome young man. Then
we went and visited a lady named diane. She needs help so we took her some
food. Shes cool.
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| Caught me fishing |
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I got sick. Hahaha. I have like a cold
or something. Like a sinus infection. Kinda sucks. But uhh. Church was good. I
loaded up with hand sanitizer and fist bumped everyone. I almost died. But we
visited D-- again and man. She is wack hahaha. She does not stop talking.
Also she calls the BOM "da book a norman" so that's why the title is
that. But yeah she seems really legit so we'll see what happens with her. We're
going back on Thursday. But uhh today. We went to Cavenders. It's a western
outfitter. I was gon get me some big ol cowboy boots. Turns out they're flippin
like 200+ dollars. I'll get me some after the mission or somethin. Then we went
to TJ Max. I got a dunder mifflin shirt. It's awesome. But uhhh. Yeah. We ate at
Tophers with bro trussell. The old one. And then we went to Randy's and uhh.
Yeah. Alrighty. That's all.
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A funny picture of a greedy man in the Jehovah's witness bible thing |
Ya'll punks need to email me. Or somethin. Alright
gotta blast.
Elder Checketts
Ps scripture time: Freakin Ether 5 the whole thing
1 And now I, Moroni, have written the words which were
commanded me, according to my memory; and I have told you the things which I
have sealed up; therefore touch them not in order that ye may translate; for
that thing is forbidden you, except by and by it shall be wisdom in God.
2 And behold, ye may be privileged that ye may show the
plates unto those who shall assist to bring forth this work;
3 And unto three shall they be shown by the power of God;
wherefore they shall know of a surety that these things are true.
4 And in the mouth of three witnesses shall these things be
established; and the testimony of three, and this work, in the which shall be
shown forth the power of God and also his word, of which the Father, and the
Son, and the Holy Ghost bear record—and all this shall stand as a testimony
against the world at the last day.
5 And if it so be that they repent and come unto the Father
in the name of Jesus, they shall be received into the kingdom of God.
6 And now, if I have no authority for these things, judge
ye; for ye shall know that I have authority when ye shall see me, and we shall
stand before God at the last day. Amen.
Hahha its only 6 verses. But woooweee. It's crazy to think
that Moroni and the prophets prophecied all these things happening. Like the 3
witnesses and how we can read the church history and see all the different
witnesses of it all. Cool stuff.